December 29, 2009

Announcing the Winner of the 2009 Pat Robertson Award

Kavon will soon be posting this year’s New Year’s Predictions.  However, I would propose that we carefully consider the previous year’s predictions and award points accordingly. Thus, I announce the Pat Robertson Award.

 Pat Robertson is famous for prescient New Year’s predictions. Okay, so he’s right about half the time, but we need somebody to name the award after.

The Pat Robertson Award goes to that prognosticator that made the highest percent of correct predictions in the last year.

First, some definitions:

Right: A prediction was made that has completely come to pass.

Partially Right (0.5): Part of Prediction worked out, part didn’t.

Right, So Far: (.75): A prediction was made that requires future knowledge and so far its worked out but the rest requires fulfillment at some future date.

Wrong(0): No soup for you.

Let’s take a look based on my count of last year’s predictions what percentage of predictions were correct,  though I’m sure someone will correct me:

Alex Knepper:

4 Right, 4 partial, 3 wrong, 1 Right So Far.  54.16% right.

Adam Graham:

11 Right, 8 wrong, 1 partial, 57.5% right

Mike “Gamecock” Gamecock Devine:

11 Wrong, 3 Right, 2 Partial, 25% right

Michael Steubel:

5 Right, 6 wrong, 1 partial,  45.83%

Matt Coulter:
4 Right, 3 wrong, 1 Right So Far, 1 Partial,  45.83%

Kristopher Lorelli:

0 Right, 3 wrong, 0% right, 0%

Aron Goldman:

3 partials, 7 wrong, 15% right

(to be fair, he wasn’t trying)

Kavon:

1 Right, 11 Wrong, 4 partials: 18.75% right

It looks like I came out on top in making predictions. My percentage would be even better if I didn’t make Sports Predictions. (I was 0-for-3 in Sports predictions.)

My best Prediction:

The Obama White House will blunder with Health Care reform, trying to move too quickly and too fast to get something through, but will instead force the bill into the congressional meat grinder. By the end of the year, health care reform will still be in Congress and will be three times the length of whatever legislation Obama originally submitted.

I had to actually give myself a partial on this because what I couldn’t imagine last year is that Obama wouldn’t submit a bill but let Congress write the whole thing.

My worst prediction:

  • The Phillies will finish 3rd in the NL East, while the D-Rays win the Wild Card, The Red Sox will not make the playoffs and the World Series will come down to the Cleveland Indians and the New York Mets. Indians in 6.

Every prediction in this paragraph is absolutely wrong and its embarassing, or it would be even if this weren’t just for fun. I’ll let other writers share what they thought were their best and worst predictions if they so choose. 

Anyway, I’m off to order a Bronze Statue of Pat Robertson in my honor. It’ll make an interesting conversation piece. Then again, I just might not have anyone over to the house this year.

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14 Responses to “Announcing the Winner of the 2009 Pat Robertson Award”

  1. Alex Knepper Says:

    Gosh, I was just about to make a thread like this! I’m going to make more serious predictions for this year.

  2. MWS Says:

    Alex,

    I think this was your best prediction:

    Unemployment reaches double-digits, President Obama’s response is a massive expansion of government works — and therefore government employment. Socialism creeps ever closer.

    …except Obama’s response centers more around health care reform than government works. True, he’s hired tons of bureaucrats and the bureaucrats are getting fat raises while Rome burns, but so far the Stimulus has been mostly a bailout for state governments and payoffs to political allies. But I guess that qualifies as “government works” in the official dictionary of the Chicago Machine.

    Here is your worst prediction:

    Barack Obama’s popularity does not wane, while the far-right plank of the party continues to charge down the hill, refusing to reform, instead choosing to complain about the unfairness of it all.

    and here is my favorite prediction:

    Kristofer Lorelli challenges Todd Palin to a dogsledding race to win Sarah’s love; the surprise winner is Mitt Romney, as he is the ultimate sledder on Race42012. Romney gets the girl, Lorelli’s dreams are shattered.

  3. MWS Says:

    Here’s a good one from Kavon:

    I will continue to be amused and befuddled by predictions and declarations regarding the recovery of the American Economy in light of a moribund housing market, skyrocketing government spending, and the specter of future capital gains tax increases

  4. Adam Brickley Says:

    You guys did good – but I’m going to win the “Robbie” award net year! Mwahahahaha!

    Though, in all honesty – no kidding – I checked the news out of Israel and one of my slightly more far-out predictions looks like it’s going to happen sooner than I thought.

  5. Jamison Says:

    Adam B,
    Where were your predictions?

  6. Adam Brickley Says:

    I wasn’t here last year – I sent my predictions to the editor earlier today for the obligatory end-of-year thread that will be posted on New Years Eve. So – they haven’t been published yet.

  7. Alex Knepper Says:

    2 – Even I could not anticipate the incredible breadth of Obambi’s incompetence.

  8. Tommy Boy Says:

    Just submitted the 2010 predictions to the boss.

  9. Jamison Says:

    6
    Ohhhh… you were referring to this year’s predictions, not last year’s. Gotcha. Let me guess – did your prediction have anything to do with Gilad Shalit?

  10. Adam Brickley Says:

    No – Shaul Mofaz

  11. JA Pruce Says:

    I’m actually quite pleased with my prognostications from last year. I only really made one real blunder- I predicted a Ken Blackwell victory for RNC chair but I am very pleased with the actual result of Chairman Steele as our leader. All in all I give myself 5.5 out of 7 – I suggested that Fred Thompson would produce a popular and influential documentary film but I had the medium wrong – Fred has gone on to produce a popular and influential radio program instead.

    My most prescient prediction from last year: “I predict that Mike Huckabee will have some minor scandal that will leave some of his Evangelical supporters upset or disenchanted.”

    Currently putting together my list for this year – it has some surprises.

  12. Benjamin Says:

    Your prediction on Mike Huckabee losing support due to “some minor scandal” doesn’t appear to be happening. The polls are showing that despite the latest “scandal” Huckabee is still leading the pack for 2012 polls and his TV program is more popular than ever.

  13. OHIO JOE Says:

    Congrats, Adam Graham!

  14. Heath Says:

    So it’s true Gamecock has left us for good??

    My one great hope for 2009 has transpired!!!!!

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