April 30, 2009

Selflessly Volunteering My Body To Test Joe Biden’s Paranoia

After hearing the Vice President’s remarks this morning – I realized that my coming trip to Colorado was more than just an opportunity to watch my little sister receive her high school diploma (you rock, Katie Bug!), it was a potential opportunity to sacrifice my life for public health research.

Tomorrow morning, I will be boarding a plane to Colorado at Reagan National Airport. Coincidentally, the easiest way to access said airport is via the DC subway system. Hence, I will be testing not one, but two of Joe Biden’s “closed spaces to avoid”.

I may not be blogging much during my trip, but I will be checking in occasionally to inform you as to whether or not I have died of swine flu.

Wish me luck, and we’ll see if pigs (or at least pig flu) really can fly. I only wish I had a T-shirt that said “Official Swine Flu Test Subject – Please Cough”

by @ 3:16 pm. Filed under Misc.
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7 Responses to “Selflessly Volunteering My Body To Test Joe Biden’s Paranoia”

  1. MWS Says:

    Is the graduation ceremony in a gym? That would be 3 confined spaces.

  2. DanL Says:

    OMG no Adam! Wear a mask! We’ll be praying for you ;)

  3. Kristofer Lorelli Says:

    Have to admire the Germans….or do we?

    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090430/oddities/germany_advertise_people_merkel_offbeat

  4. Julie in CO Says:

    And at least two people will be waiting inside another confined space (Denver International Airport)to see if you made it. And if you’re going to wear that T-shirt, wash your hands often, and we’ll bring and extra mask to the airport for you.

  5. Julie in CO Says:

    Haven’t read the book myself, but I’m wondering if this is a chapter from Michael Creighton’s “State of Fear”.

  6. Adam Brickley Says:

    4 & 5)

    Haha – see you there!

  7. Virginia Says:

    maybe you should fly to mexico and hang out in cancun smartass.

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