A very suspicious (and perhaps a tad demented) person might see more than just evidence of global warming in this heat wave that’s crisping up the country of late. Clearly, there’s a mysterious scheme afoot to get Al Gore elected – or, re-elected if you like – as president of the United States in 2008.
“We’re in the midst of the most brilliant campaign launch in history, even if he didn’t mean it,” said Dylan Malone, chairman of AlGore.org, the Internet home of a growing group of “Gore to the Core” loyalists. Malone and his group are hoping to capitalize on Gore’s current celebrity to build a vast grass-roots network of Gore supporters and raise money. So far, they have collected $10,000 in one month just through Internet donations, Malone said.
The Democrats certainly couldn’t do much better than the man who gets rock-star treatment on his book tour. His famous wooden persona has relaxed from years performing before a live audience. And his earnest wonkiness has suddenly become an asset in a country that’s starting to realize it has a gasoline addiction that is extremely hazardous to its health.
Plus, he won once. He might be able to do it again.
Yes! Al Gore is back and ready to fight the power!
As a Republican, nothing could get me as excited as?the Democrats nominating someone that we have caught on film blaming all of America’s problems on “The Jews” to a group of Saudi officials in Saudi Arabia. What campaign comercials that will make!
Go Al go!??
